1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"As i have walk'd in Alabama my morning walk,"

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
my friends left boob

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
the morning announcements?

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
7:20?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6:32

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
breathing, fridge, buzz of apt, the motherfucking people up stairs

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
around 3pm and i was getting flowers and an anniversary card and wendys

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
a beautiful face

9. What are you wearing?
ducttape t-shirt, watermelon sox, bra, and underwear

10. Did you dream last night?
i dunno... the mundane things of life

11. When did you last laugh?
FUCK YOU TY

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
a picture...and a retarded map of africa.....oh and some leftover streamers and balloons...XD

13. Seen anything weird lately?
why do you ask

14. What do you think of this quiz?
it's better than most.

15. What is the last film you saw?
um it was either "Miss March" or "Gran Torino" i think it was "Miss March" tho...

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A LOT! a new comp, every thing my gf wanted, pay for her medical expences, and a new house for me


17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
you know everything about me... that is legal...


18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
make magic plausible, and give money to ze peoples

19. Do you like to dance?
YESSSSSS!

dancin johnathon
dancin johnathon
peein johnathon
peein johnathon


20. George Bush:
jr or sr

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
alice

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
william or felix.... (he he he ty you know what i mean)


23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
yes i could, acutally i would love to but my heart is where i am

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
that i CAN meet my papa


25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journals

no